A few minutes ago, I mused, in a comment replying to a comment from Will, that I wished there were a way to check to see whether a person was actually incarcerated.
It turns out that there is, and it turns out that Raph (not his real name, obviously) is currently in custody at the Central Detention Facility.
It also turns out that he's thirty-eight, and I'm almost sure he said he was thirty-nine. The bastard. I shouldn't make a joke about it. Actually, I'm a little troubled by the whole thing. In fact, I'm so troubled by the whole thing that I'm NOT going to make a joke about sending him a cake with a giant container of lube baked into it.
I don't really know what else to say about it, so I think I had better just put up a picture of something I find reassuring.
And, you know, I do feel better. It's amazing how well that works.
2 years ago