Apparently, I spend way too much time chatting. Some examples follow. As always, I have edited for format only. Sic throughout, and I apologize profusely for my own errors. As to the errors of my correspondents, well, you know what the state of online usage is these days.
None of the pictures has any relation to any of the chats, by the way. The pics are all from the hookup section of the Toronto craigslist. Don't ask me why. The NSFWest ones are further down the page
Person of no interest: hi me: Hi. Poni: [Where you live]'s nice area you kinky and dominant me: Yep. Where are you? Poni: falls c hurch, very kinky even thiniking of castration, animal stuff, large dog, horse me: I wouldn't have thought Falls Church was kinky at all. me: I don't do animals. They can't consent. Poni: you like castration idea to make man good cock slave me: Probably illegal. Poni: actually docs do it, just need one who is ok with it me: One who thinks the Hippocratic oath is more of a suggestion?
This next chat's with a guy I chat with fairly regularly and whom I have been encouraging to have more sex outside his relationship as a way to strengthen the relationship. It seems to be working: he likes his partner more, and he's having lots of good sex.
Brad: hey me: Howdy. Brad: ok- do you want to see a cock i think is truly pretty me: Sure Brad: k sending sent see if we have similar opinions of it me: Pretty cock, but the pubes are overtrimmed. Brad: he's german thats common there so he says me: Nice foreskin. Brad: its fucking awesome but thats opinion though he's 26, model cute in person, and the most sensual sweet guy me: So you've played? Brad: well, yeah i decided to take your advice me: Always a good idea. Brad: best experience i can recall in a very long time very long he was almost too sweet to be real - and a kissing fool - and a shooter and very thick at the top of the cock me: Yum. Brad: and my god at the precum and he napped with me for 2 hrs well, sorta napped ok, i will shut up now me: I always like to hear about sex. Did you fuck him? Brad: no he is old fashioned sort of me: Well, if a guy's a good kisser, it's always fun. Brad: ted - this was exactly what i needed intimate random sex very very intimate and sensual he just was very passionate and restrained at the same time and very skilled me: Good. Brad: ok - i really will shut up this time me: Well, unless there are more details. Brad: what would you like to know me: Did you cum, too? Brad: ok- i was worried bc of all that i had done last nite and this morning i almost didnt meet him but we have been talking for a while and i decided to heed your advice me: always a good idea Brad: i was a little nervous bc he was so attractive it definitely gave me a boost of confidence me: You're attractive, too. Brad: thanks stud he was sweating bc he had biked over so, i offered him some water and asked if he wanted to sit down we sat - and he sat right next to me but was giving me no signals in erms of his interest me: Biking over in August is a signal. Brad: well, he bikes everywhere so, he heard my dog barking upstairs and said - oh you have a dog i said - yes - i put her in the office he asked if i could let her out he said he hadnt been able to hold a dog since being in the ud us he lit up when she came down the stairs was petting her i was actually almost jealous i was getting no petting we talked for a while and i ran my fingers through his hair i started to get signals we went upstairs and just made out for like 30 minutes and we eventually ended up undressed (am i boring you with this shit?) me: Hardly. Brad: ok he then said i really like to suck cock can i suck your cock i was like - please do he gave the most awesome head worked my balls and below with his hands while doing it and then i asked if i could suck him while he sucked me he gave me this boyish smile like i had just told him what i was giving him for christmas and moved into position his cock was soaking i sucked it and was afraid to kiss him again because of the precum on my lips i think he sensed it bc he stopped sucking me long enough to kiss me very passionately then very gentle and he back to it he then asked if i minded kissing more thats when he said i was a great kisser and my confidence shot through the roof so, of course, i asked what else he wanted to do and he said cum i said - you cant cum yet and he said no? i said i dont want this to end just yet. he said - i can wait - but even if i came - we still have u to cum, more kissing, and you wanted to nap right (bc i had told him i may cancel and nap) long story a little shorter more petting, kissing, sucking, rimming, fingering ensued i asked him to cum on my face he agreed and it was buckets then he kissed me more and went to work on me i came harder and more than any time i can remember and then we kissed napped kissed i asked him to say something in german he said something that translates to mean i like you it was a very cool experience me: Awesome. Brad: is that too much detail (for future refernce) although i doubt i will have an encounter like that again for a while me: Detail is always good. Video is better.
I wish to state emphatically that I do not approve of some of the language I used in the next conversation. I was trying to give the guy (who was adorable) what he wanted. I wasn't really up to the task, but some of the language is still offensive. But the conversation made me laugh, so I'm posting it without redacting the nasty bits.
CuteLatinBoy: Hello me: Hi. CLB: how are you doing? me: Good. How are you? CLB: he he, great, thanks. me: Glad to hear it. Cute pics. CLB: Thanks :) what are you up to in the leather room? me: Just hanging out right now, but I do enjoy bondage. CLB: Have you done it? me: Sure. CLB: very cool me: Why are you in the leather room? CLB: I like talking to kinky people, he he. me: Nice. I'd rather tie you to the bed, though. CLB: he he I'm not much into being tied. I enjoy the humiliation part better for some reason me: You like being treated like a bitch? CLB: and more, yes me: Forced on your knees so I can fuck your face and spit on you. CLB: Yes :) me: And fucked hard, I bet. CLB: oh yes i really enjoy verbal abuse even racial if the guy is into it me: You want me to call you names while I pound your brown ass. CLB: if you're into it, yes please me: You got any pics of that ass, boy? CLB: What's your email? me: email@example.com CLB: sent me: Damn. Hot ass. I'd love to have my tongue up it. CLB: thanks :) me: And my cock. Can your nipples take a workout, boy? CLB: i dont' know me: I'm sure they can. You brown boys can all take abuse. CLB: That is true me: And you all deserve it. CLB: That is true as well. I'm starting to like you :) me: All you spics like me. CLB: Taht's because you're a Superior White man me: Don't you forget it, either, boy. CLB: Oh, I don't. I truly feel this way. me: All you beaners should. CLB: yes Sir CLB: What about you? only when horny or really feel that way? me: Oh, hell no! I had to look the slurs up. I like all ethnicities equally. Sorry about that. I'm a Unitarian. me: I was about to call you a taco bender, though, so at least I was making an effort. CLB: he he, you looked it up, where? me: I googled latino ethnic slurs. They're not easy to find. I do love men of color, though. CLB: he he, that's funny thanks though :)
Then he stopped talking to me. He appreciated my lack of bigotry, but it was also a turnoff. It was just as well. He was from Brooklyn, so we were never going to meet in person, and if we had, I'd have had to get more good slurs. I do have some Latin friends, but the hey-I-need-some-offensive-things-to-call-an-hispanic-sub conversation is always awkward.
By the way, if any of you find yourself in a situation where you need slurs for caucasians, feel free to ask me. I don't know that many, but I can always make things up, and who'll know the difference?