Friday, December 7, 2007

Apparently...


a five-tier gingerbread pagoda is something that my engineering/architecture skills aren't up to. I made the supports and assembled the structure last night. It was about twenty inches tall. And then it wasn't.

It's too bad, but, on the plus side, how often does a person get to say "mmmmmmmwreckage!"? Ruins have never been so tasty. I might try a scaled down and better supported model tonight. I should probably just forget about it, but then where will my gingerbread monks live and worship while they're waiting to be devoured? On the other hand, there've been fifteen of them scandalously close together, naked and horizontal, in a ziplock bag since Wednesday, and they seem pretty happy. I suppose they could be meditating themselves into a state of bliss, but I suspect that something a little more corporeal is going on in there. Hot cookie monk-on-monk action. I may need a cold shower.

3 comments:

Silly Billy said...

Hahah, hot.

jason said...

I thought you went to MIT?! They are coming to recall your diploma.

I think you kneaded a little bit too much lust into your cookie dough, and now they are all oversexed.

Rob7534 said...

"Hot cookie monk-on-monk action"

I creamed my pants already!