This Is Not My Beautiful Wife

Do you ever find yourself in bed, with your partner, making out, going for his nipples, when suddenly he breaks away to say something like (or, indeed, this exact thing), "Did you hear that the IRS Commissioner resigned to head the Red Cross?"

If you were thrust through college at about the same time I was, it's at times like these when you hear the voice of David Byrne¹ in your head:

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? ...am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
My god!...what have I done?

But it's probably better to laugh and tell your partner that he might want to work on his pillow talk. If you're lucky, a few minutes later, he'll finally figure out how to do to your neck what he recently learned how to do to your ears, and all conscious thought will be driven from your head².

Anyway, I got nothing today, so here are some pics of some hot guys³. I have no shame. I've tried to group the more aggressively NSFW (i.e., the ones with bare bums) towards the bottom so that if you're reading this at the office, you still have time to turn back and return from the privacy of your own home.

Sorry about the formatting. Try to focus not so much on my crap html skills and more on the delectable torsos and backsides. Mmmmmm.











¹I hear this in my head about twelve times a day. It could be my theme song. I'm probably not alone in that, though.

²The conscious thought always returns, eventually. Alas.

³These are guys that I find hot. Or at least I find hot the parts of them that you can see. I find most guys hot, though, so I've attempted to screen so that they'll also be guys that most readers find hot. If I've failed, well, suck it up.